Great Moments in Agnew
I was at The Post recently, and a friendly patron told me about the first time he met Sean. “Sean was wearing nothing but a garbage bag and was dancing on the bar with a bunch of half-naked gay men.” Now, you can’t blame me for being doubtful. Since the inception of Sean Spotter I’ve heard every completely 100% untrue Agnew rumor (that he was a vegan straight edger, that he got a girl fired from her job after she sent him lewd photos of herself, that he doesn’t always pay his staff on time), but this one was unquestionably the most fanciful. “Sean wouldn’t do that,” I said. “Sean’s NOT gay!” Then I came across this picture.
posted by Ryan C at 7:42 AM
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Minor correction. They other three men were COMPLETELY naked. Maybe still wearing shoes but definitely swinging dicks and slapping each others asses.
The thing that was most amazing about the garbage bag outfit is that we were in the middle of one of the biggest blizzards Philly has seen in the past few decades. Probably not the best time to put that hoodie down.
Minor correction. They other three men were COMPLETELY naked. Maybe still wearing shoes but definitely swinging dicks and slapping each others asses.
The thing that was most amazing about the garbage bag outfit is that we were in the middle of one of the biggest blizzards Philly has seen in the past few decades. Probably not the best time to put that hoodie down.
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