Sean is in Anthem Magazine!
(And He’s Wearing His Hoody!)

Sean is featured in the July/August issue of Anthem Magazine celebrating the 10-year anniversary of R5 Productions. We pulled out the highlights.

How Anthem Describes Sean: “Thin and unshaven, clad in a black hoody with the word “Ardmore” stitched across the front in pink [ed: our emphasis] block letters. Agnew is suddenly wearing the type of gracious smile reserved for those about to be honored.”

Spiro Agnew?: “Governor Ed Rendell’s office approached him with an offer to run his campaign if he would pursue an at-large City Council seat.”

More Details on Shorn Agnew (but still no picture): “Having had his hair cut backstage the previous night while Mates of State played the Starlight.” As we have learned from the posting last Thursday, he was wearing baby blue underwear at the Mates of State show.

No One’s Ever Accused Us of Gold Digging: “Agnew rarely makes substantial profits from these, or for that matter, most of his other shows. Agnew rents an apartment in South Philly, does not own a car or have health insurance. None of which, however, affect his sense of success.”

We Work in a Cubicle and Try Not to Think of Destiny, but Good for Sean!: “I don’t want to say it’s fate, but I’ve had the best luck,” admits Agnew. “I’m not saying I didn’t work hard, but everything has fallen into place.”