News Vs. Ag-news

Many readers have asked why I haven’t posted about the recent events at Pointless Fest. As you know, Sean books a punk rock festival at the Church called Pointless Fest where a bunch of suburban trust-grungers listen to bad music and fuel their false sense of alienation for four days. This weekend there were neighborhood complaints and police altercations that forced Sean to cancel the end of the festival. Do you know what I say to that…Big whoop! The whole festival attracts my two least favorite groups of people: the poor and the people who look like they’re poor. Besides, I was just at a party this weekend where I learned that Sean got his haircut by the bartender at the Khyber, that he got his baby blue underwear from a friend at American Apparel, and that he’s a good roommate who lets you cry on his shoulder (swoon!).