Plane-gate: The fall-out

According to Sean:

"I left the hotel at 4:21 - my flight was at 6:05. I figured that was plenty of time.I was checking in at 5:33 and the woman was like "SORRY ALL OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO REBOOK - WE ALREADY GAVE AWAY YOUR SEATS" And we yelled "we still have 27 minutes" and she replied "you should have been here an hour ago....BE ON TIME NEXT TIME" Meanwhile on the plane that I eventually got - they were holding it for people who checked in late (7 people boardd after final call) . "

We checked the US Air website on their check-in policy.

"US Airways closes flight and baggage check-in 30 minutes prior to departure for domestic travel and 60 minutes prior to departure for international travel. If you are not checked in and waiting in the boarding area at least 15 minutes before the scheduled departure time, your reservation may be canceled and you will not be eligible for denied boarding compensation."

It seems that our beloved Agnew was not checked in 30 minutes prior to departure BUT was in the boarding area. Also, it is not US Airways official policy to be present an hour before departure. It's just a recommendation. It's your call, but we think a certain someone might be eligible for a voucher if he complains enough.

SEAN MISSED HIS PLANE!!!
(Sleater-Kinney still breaking up)


This just in...Sean Agnew arrived at Chicago's O'Hare airport 35 minutes before departure time, only to find that US Air GAVE UP HIS SEAT! The next flight to Philly leaves at 9:00 PM, which raises doubt that he'll be able to attend Sleater-Kinney's farewell tour. A stunned city waits.

Sean Spotter Tee Shirts

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5 Things That We Think Sean Should Do in Chicago This Weekend

1. Fulfill life’s destiny by reenacting Bender scenes from the Breakfast Club
2. Talk to Oprah about not being gay
3. Visit Playboy HQ and talk about college girls
4. Tell at least one person at the Pitchfork Festival that Os Mutantes without Rita Lee is like Labelle without Patti
5. Throw hotel party and allow friends to take pictures of you in compromising positions, which said friends will then make publicly available on Flickr
   

Sean Read Sean Spotter!!!
(And he posts on board.crewcial.org!)


Abridged excerpt from http://board.crewcial.org:

sara telephone: is it here? http://seanspotter.blogspot.com/

SeanAgnew: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT SHIT

heidesha: UH-OH the blog has been found.

sara telephone: it was all over the last drop this morning

SeanAgnew: I am so disapointed that it is not made by 19 year olds

BrothersAreForever : that blog is pretty funny. i can see the homosexual community being really into that.

SeanAgnew: ps. I am trying to get more popularity with the gays (and azns) so please continue


Well Sean, aren’t we all. But I’m ambivalent about Sean’s approval. On one hand you have Dessarae Bradford, Colin Farrell’s “Tonight Show Stalker.” She self published a book called Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy and plans to sue HIM for stalking HER. We could all learn a lot from Dessarae, but the impact and, well, poetry of her book would be lost if it were financed by Farrell’s production company instead of by her own Bank of Crazy.

On the other hand, I once saw this movie about a hiker who was lost in the woods. He approached this cabin that had two young amorous Latinos in the thralls of passion. Well, the hiker couldn’t stop watching the two lovers and started to get aroused himself. Suddenly, one of the Latinos caught the hiker from the corner of his eye. Instead of being angry or calling the police, he was MORE TURNED ON. Anyway, I guess the point I'm trying to make is that if Sean wants to be more popular with gays I know a few guys, a couple of places and about 10 beginner’s positions to make that a reality.

Also of interest on this message board thread was the following line.

SeanAgnew: no we like to have drunk cocaine swimming fun at 3am with shitty normal korean girls that we met at an old city after hours club!

Next time you call the Philly phone sex line, gentlemen, plagiarize from Harper's a bit.

"A tall, lean twenty-four-year-old with a stubbled undertaker's jaw and long, dark eyelashes, Agnew almost always wore a black mesh cap, with DORM SLUT scrawled on it graffiti-style in silver Sharpie, crammed over thick black hair. He was known locally, and in little music magazines around the country, as "DJR500." Agnew, a vegetarian who lives with a cat and thousands of obsessively organized records, is now the most authentic rock and roller in the city. When he walks down the street, people nod and smile and pat him on the back."

(Originally published in Harper's, Dec., 2003)

Agnew/Fagnew

Part one in our series of homo-erotic photos of Agnew.*




*Yes, we know Sean isn't gay...we're just making a sincere, unbiased, and slightly indulgant observation that he looks very comfortable in that pose.

Sean Agnew Paperdoll

More clothes to follow (Including the infamous giant hot dog costume).

SEAN IS LEAVING FOR CHICAGO ON FRIDAY!
(But what about Making Time?)

Sean-denfreud

OMG, bless the person who posted this photo on the internet.

Cool Even in Dreamland

A Sean Agnew dream from a fellow Agnewbian.

"Anyway the dream...I remembered it somewhat more vividly the next day but now it's kind of faded. I was at a family type party at some funhouse/hotel/waterpark with my parents and my grandma, but there were also like tons of other strangers. Anyway, Sean Agnew calls my cell phone, and I'm trying to get away from the crowds cause I'm trying to make party plans. Anyway I'm walking away, and my grandma is hunting me down. She catches up with me, and I'm all like, "grandma, I'm trying to talk to Sean Agnew. I'm making plans to go be a tastemaker, and I can't hear what he's saying so buzz off." Then I head out on to this balcony and Sean is down on the sidewalk with Jarboe and some other dudes (I can't remember who), and they're just like "Heidi are you ready to go," and I'm like "totally let's bounce" and then I woke up."

What does it all mean? Clearly, she is still reconciling the discord between her family life and the nightlife. The waterpark represents the womb, and Sean Agnew symbolizes mankind's historic longing for acceptance. Jarboe, according to my dream book, is subconscious shorthand for 1970's Italian disco.

Shorn Agnew

Still no photo documentation of Shorn Agnew. I can only imagine he looks like this.

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After

SEAN GOT A HAIRCUT!